Robin Hood used a bow, anyway
Just came across another stabbing story–this time, it took place in Boulder and apparently all the witnesses have different stories about what happened, and judging from the reports on the case, there was more than one drunk person involved.
The reason I’d like to nominate this for our IGAGI Awards was that one of the people involved said they were reenacting scenes from Robin Hood Men in Tights when the accidental stabbing happened. ~Jenn

Ironically, there was nothing whatsoever sharp about “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.” Not even the wit.